What frustrates liberals in Brainland America about conservatives in Heartland America is that conservatives in Heartland America should really be liberals! They're poor and oppressed, and they carry more than their fair share of the country's onerous military burden. Should be a no-brainer, right? Yet, those yokels always seem to get duped by the Republican machine. Shucks, they're just too stupid to figure it out, ain't they? Well, fret not, elitist fancy-pantses: They're finally coming around.
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